(via swimmingalong)
lets have a moment of silence for the people who still say *Le*
the entire country of france
Cute ♥
Screams and cries because baby burrito hemsworth
His face! It’s so Angry Mama Bird! He’s all; “So help me, if anyone wakes this child!!”
“This is MY baby. MINE. No one else can touch her. Come near her and you get a Mjolnir to the FACE.”
Oh man, I fear what will happen when she’s old enough to date.
Can we just take a moment to grasp the fact that babies are small, and next to chris they’re ant sized.
That child.
“My dad’s a lawyer!”
“My dad’s an astronaut!”
“MY DAD’S THOR.”
Oh my garnet, a giant holding a princess. I can’t.
She is uglier than me.
I actually can not physically right now, oh my God.
Everyone move over, Hulk will save his science bro.
I kept yelling at Thor to catch him and he was SUPER GONNA DO IT but Hulk catchblocked him
(via thegirlwiththeblueribbon)
| Me: | okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up. |
|---|---|
| Me: | ooooh, when did that poster get there? |
| Me: | ugh, split ends. |
| Me: | why is the back of your head so attractive?! |
| Me: | HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER? |
| Me: | just act like you understand. |
| Me: | don't pick me, don't pick me... |
| Me: | so here's my number, so call me maybe. |
| Me: | DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING. |
| Me: | it's only been fifteen minutes? |
| Me: | I hate you all. |
| Me: | someone shoot me. |
| In real life: | You two have been in a relationship for some time and work well together! I ship it! |
|---|---|
| In fandom: | You two have dated once/are currently in a relationship/have obvious feelings for one another. I ship it! |
| In Tumblr fandom: | You two have exchanged lingering glances of clear unresolved sexual tension and basically my life and feels depends on the outcome of your relationship. I ship it! |
| (does this mean my entire life is like the Tumblr fandom? yes, yes it does.) |
I really can’t take it…
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(via reinventingmysoul)
Everyone's having a blast with their bf/gf im just over here like..
(Source: dsjokespot, via messengeroftheshadows)
18 hours ago - 
4411
4411 
(Source: wiscofresher, via swimmingalong)
| Them: | look |
|---|---|
| Me: | I saw that already |
(Source: -infuckti0n, via pantsareunwelcome)
